On January 20 2025 the orange clown will return to the Oval Office. What will he do on his first day? Other than bringing back executive time. (Watching Fox News all day.) He'll continue his grift that's a certainty. Does that mean that he'll setup the Trump Gift Shop in the White House forcing all those who take the tour to purchase his cheap made in China crap? Who wouldn't want gold Trump sneakers, an electric guitar with his orange face on it, Trump Christmas ornaments, wrapping paper, Scrooge dolls and Trump branded lumps of coal.
According to Trump and the MAGA faithful the price of eggs will magically drop and there will be unicorns and sweet little ponies in every house hold.
He will then, start signing executive orders using his barcode signature. Declaring himself King Orange the 1st, giving Mars to Elon Musk, creating a new national monument of Ivana's grave at Bedminster, (Think of the tax write off.) he'll make drill baby drill the new national moto and in a final, yet exhilarating flourish he'll decree himself The MAGA God.
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